⚠️ !!URGENT WARNING!! ⚠️

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!

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ATTENTION: You have just opened the CURSED PAGE of ETERNAL HEMORRHOIDS!!!

🕯️ THE LEGEND OF MANNY BRAVO 🕯️

In 1997, a man named Manny Bravo discovered this cursed webpage after clicking a suspicious link from his friend Derek "Bunghole" Harrison. What Manny saw that day changed him forever. The darkness consumed his screen, and he knew he had to warn others.

⚠️ MANNY TRIED TO WARN US ⚠️

Since then, 347 PEOPLE have ignored Manny's warning and now suffer from ETERNAL HEMORRHOIDS that NO PREPARATION H CAN CURE!!!

One guy named Brad from Toledo ignored Manny's message in 2003. Now he can't sit down. EVER.

⏰ TIME REMAINING TO BREAK THE CURSE ⏰

05:00

Once this timer hits ZERO, the curse will be PERMANENT!!!

🔮 HOW TO BREAK THE CURSE 🔮

You MUST send this page to 15 PEOPLE within the next 5 minutes
You CANNOT send it to the same person twice (THE CURSE KNOWS)
You MUST include the subject line: "SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE HEMORRHOID CURSE"
If you close this page before sending, YOU ARE DOOMED

📧 REAL TESTIMONIALS FROM REAL PEOPLE 📧

"I thought this was stupid so I didn't send it. Now I'm typing this standing up because sitting is IMPOSSIBLE. Please help." - Jenny M., Nebraska

"Listen, I've seen the darkness with my own eyes. I'm pointing at you because YOU need to understand - this is REAL. I forwarded it to 15 people and saved myself. Don't make the same mistake I almost made." - Manny Bravo, The Original Survivor

"I forwarded it to only 14 people because I thought that was close enough. IT WASN'T CLOSE ENOUGH. I've spent $40,000 on medical bills. Just send it to 15 people!!!" - Marcus T., Florida

"I sent it to 15 people and the curse was lifted immediately! I can sit again! This is REAL!!!" - Sarah K., California